Friday, August 26, 2011

Indianapolis GP Day 1

Day 2 of my MotoGP trip. Today was to be the first practice session for MotoGP. R1 Buddy and I courageously meet the biting cold of a dewy Indiana dawn, fighting harsh winds and struggling with fatigue. So it should come as little surprise that I lead us astray a bit.





Sure I got us lost but surely its nothing but a stroke of bad luck with a dash of morning grogginess. Besides, lighting never strikes twice and all that right? Wrong again, Bob.

We bravely turn around and retrace our steps to the highway where once again I lead us astray; 10 miles off course no less, lost in the middle of butt-fuck nowhere.

Far off in the distance there is the speedway. Can you see it? No you can't because its 10 fucking miles away.

R1 Boddy: "Dude where the fuck have you lead us? Google doesn't even know where we are"

Somewhere along the way, R1 Buddy ran over some breed of alien.


Eventually after fighting through construction and a massive traffic jam we arrive at the brickyard.

Not so fast, Sally. Gotta pay the parking man first.

Entering the epicenter of American race heritage

The gazebo is nothing less than magnificent

R1 Buddy: "Baby Jesus, we're finally here. Oh look, white women!"

Pictures simply don't do this view any justice (although they never do, do they?)

The grand stands opposite the gazebo arn't shabby either


Getting lost all over Indianapolis was annoying, but getting lost within the race track was exhausting. R1 Buddy and I probably walked the length of the race track no less than five times. After an extraordinary amount of bumbling about, we finally manage to stumble into grandstand A which is parallel to the main straight, starting grid and paddock.

The earsplitting roar of 600cc Honda's greet our arrival at grand stand A

Desperate measures were taken to obtain a better angle for picture-taking. R1 Buddy war cry: "FUCK DA POLICE"


Due to getting lost a ridiculous number of times in a variety of colorful locations, we missed the morning 125 and MotoGP qualifying rounds. We'd have to wait till the afternoon to see those. By the time we found a nice seat, the Moto2 practice session was wrapping up:


Mr. Takahashi (72) clearly not giving a crap




Following Moto2 were a handful of fighting .... Harleys? The XR1200's were.... different. The soothing sound of those lumpy v-twins put people to sleep.




Once the Harleys were done hogging about on the track, there was a brief intermission.

I want one of these for the house




Sup

It's a commonly known fact that loud engines and aggressive riding attract hot female photographers .... that, and fat guys

Silly girl with your redundant SLR. Let me know you how pros do this ... now if I can just get the bikes to stay still for a few seconds

After lunch the 125s were back again with a distinctive 2-stroke buzz in a cloud of distinctive 2-stroke smoke... smells like chicken.

The new 'Team Paris Hilton' charges out of pit lane


After an hour of buzzing, the 125s packed it in for the day and then the big boys came out to play. The 800cc MotoGP class were FINALLY doing their practice session. The roar of the 800cc engines actually creates some variety of sonic vacuum which threatens to suck one's brains out of one's ears.

The Doctor's bike being preped


Colin Edwards grinding a knee down

Rossi in front

Rossi returns to the pit


Having our ear drums thoroughly obliterated by the 800cc bluster, we weakly staggered towards the exit. On any ordinary day we would have been outta there in short order. However, this was a MotoGP race weekend and, there were several things to distract us from our flight:

... boobies ...

... lube ...

... and I suppose there were a few bikes scattered around too


With our senses saturated with manly content, R1 Buddy and I set out to hunt for some fine food.
A quick bite later and it was time to call it a day


R1 Buddy and I actually took alot of pictures. However thanks to the crappy internet connection at the Four Points, they won't be uploaded until MUCH later. Bah.

1 comment:

  1. What an experience you have there. Do you also prepare for the Indianapolis Superbowl? I believe it will also be held in this place.

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